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Would it be wrong if...

I constantly wrestle with my inner slightly naughtier version of myself. However, the older I get...well let's just say my filter is becoming cracked and brittle with age and I'm s[...]

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Damn You Legos

I present this card by the letter F for "foot" and @!&%.

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You know you are the mom of a toddler when

- It isn't weird when someone cheers for you when you go potty. - You start to judge cartoon characters (seriously Wonder Red from Super Why...major issues). - Your toddl[...]

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Review: Sweetsation Therapy

I am a lying liar...well when it comes to my age anyway. Whenever anyone refers to me by my real age, my inner monologue goes something like this...LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA...OHH[...]

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The gas friendly vehicle's lament

We recently traded in our Honda CRV for a Jetta Sportwagen TDI based on fact that the TDI clean diesel got about a billion and five more miles to the gallon then the CRV and with l[...]

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Phone Book People

Like most people, I'm always vaguely annoyed when a phone book lands on my doorstep. The phone book is pretty much just a waste of paper to me, since it lacks the ability to check [...]

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Honeybee Gardens Nail Polish Review

Many years (more then I'd care to admit) ago, my husband, then boyfriend, used to complain whenever I painted my nails. He would swear up and down that anything that smelled so bad[...]

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Brave vs. Batman

Before we had children we weren't really what you would call "kid" people...as in we had no idea what the hell was appropriate or inappropriate beyond the obvious, no scotch until [...]

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Shots

I remember back in the days when drinking games were fun (hell I invented one that you played along with Harry Potter).  Nowadays, I'm not so much of a drinker (mostly because I se[...]

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Time for Boobies

This evening my husband called me from the living room where I was nursing our 10 month old post bedtime.  My oldest coming out of the bath, had snagged the suction cups off the ba[...]

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Review: Just Dance Kids 2

We live in Florida, which during the summer becomes less "vacation wonderland" and more "sweat is rolling down the crack of my butt" not only is it steamy and hot, it rains...a lot[...]

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Classy

At about 2am we had the double whammy of one wet bed and one epic blow out so after cleaning up everyone, a pajama change was needed. I literally threw on a pair of pj bottoms and [...]