I remember back in the days when drinking games were fun (hell I invented one that you played along with Harry Potter).  Nowadays, I’m not so much of a drinker (mostly because I seem to have spent the past 3 years either pregnant or breastfeeding) but I mentally have played this one with coffee, water, and on the rare occasion my own tears as I try not to laugh.

Whenever my daughter (the oldest in this case since the younger is exempt until she has hit toddler status) has done something that makes no sense (to me anyway, I’m sure to her it does) and I think to myself…WTF was she thinking…it is a shot.

Lick the dog…SHOT

Paint her sister…SHOT

Strips down naked at a BBQ and runs streaking through everyone shrieking “surprise”…SHOT (and almost a clean change of undies for Mommy since I almost peed myself trying not to laugh).

Climbs the bookcase for the umpteenth time…SHOT

Pees on the floor, literally 2 min after going to the potty…SHOT

Tries to ride her sister like a pony…SHOT

Runs into her sister during naptime screaming her name…SHOT

If you have toddlers do not attempt this with real booze, otherwise I claim no responsibility for Child Protective Services knocking at your door.