I think it is safe to admit I may have issues. While my neighbors are decorating their lawns with lights and blow up decorations, I’ve found myself strangely obsessed with blow form plastic decorations (the tackeir the better) and flamingos. Specifically these flamingos. I want to put hats on them and wrap them with lights and sometimes move them around to too the side of the house to stare in the windows…because that would be freaking funny as hell (to me). I would dress them up for every freaking holiday and sometimes I would have them scattered about and sometimes all staring in one direction. I don’t know why this idea is making me snicker to myself like a 12 year old boy that just heard someone say “boobs” but here I am a 33 year old mother of 2 who wants to have an army of plastic flamingos to do her nefarious bidding. Muahahah. I’d be perfectly happy with a nice plastic Santa or Snowman as well and if I can find one I will probably add that to the mix too. Because I may be too lazy to decorate my bushes with 15 strings of freaking twinkle lights, but I’m sure I’ll find time to see if I can get flamingos and Santa to get into a chorus line.


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