In the past two days:

My two year old uncovered from the deep down depths of my diaper bag, a hidden (and long forgotten) bag of Trader Joe Gummy bears that had literally 4 left in the bag…of course she crammed these in her mouth on the way to the dentist.

Afore mentioned child has also given herself a swirly. Yes, a swirly. My child stuck her entire head INTO the toilet… I believe her exact words were “Mama I’m wet, I put my head in here”. Potty training fail or new hairstyle…you be the judge.

Swirly Sue at lunch shunned the Teriyaki noodles I made her with veggies and carrots and is instead alternating fists of my hot and sour soup (spoon? who needs a spoon?) with granola.

This is going to be an interesting week.



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