Why Running in the Suburbs Sucks

On today’s laundry list of reasons why I hate running in my neighborhood (cough cough running in general), here are a few things that occurred during my run today that left me grumbling as I sloshed through my 3 mile a.m run.  Yes yes, I’m definitely getting old…hold on those damn kids are on my lawn again ::shakes fist:: 1. Mothballs Why on earth do people continuously insist on putting mothballs in their yard? […]

 

Zombie Girl

Holy crap, why didn’t someone tell me it was August? That means I have a little over 3 months before the Run For Your Life 5K, which seems like a long time to train until I realized that costumes are involved. We  are going to be doing a shift as chaser Zombies, followed by a later wave for the obstacle course/run. Orlando has ready reached maximum Zombie sign ups for […]

 

Review: 10 Minute Solution: Slim and Sculpt Pilates

I love pilates and had tried unsuccessfully to get my fix at the local Y. Unfortunately, the music was just so bad and loud – swapping between the cringeworthy Meatloaf’s “Anything But Love” (words cannot describe how much I hate this song) and Christian Rock.  I also couldn’t get through a workout without snickering to myself when the lady who made sex noises during class, let one too many orgasmic sounding “ooooOOOOooOOOOOOOo”s […]